This is an old joke. I assume its IP rights have already expired, so you can have it for free…
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Our Hero is a dedicated school inspector, specializing in the teaching of the Bible. After so many years he knew all the small tricks that the teachers will use to make good impression on his visits. Repeat a lesson that was already learnt. Carefully choose which child to ask questions… So it was only natural that he interrupted the teacher and requested her permission to ask the pupils some questions by himself.
He was not looking for embarrassment or trying to be a sadist, so he chose one well dressed kid that sat almost in the middle of the class and seemed to be well informed.
– What is your name, dear?
– Will you please tell me who broke the Tablets?
Here the kid became anxious, moved uneasily in his placed and quickly said, almost crying:
– Not me, Sir. I didn’t break any Tablets.
Our inspector was surprised, almost amused by the kid’s ignorance. So he turned to the teacher, protesting:
– Did you here what he said? He says that he didn’t break the Tablets!
– Oh Sir!
The teacher was much stressed by this confrontation between the important visitor and the innocent child, but decided to stand by her duty to protect the kid:
– Sir, I know this child very well, if he says that he didn’t break them, you should trust his word!
Here the inspector couldn’t stand it any more. He broke out of the class and went straight to the Principal’s office. With his breath short he told the respected manager what just happened to him in the class. Of course, he wouldn’t make an issue from a foolish child, but the teacher’s response drove him mad.
The principal wouldn’t let such an issue dim the reputation of his perfect school. He didn’t wait a minute and promised the inspector:
– Don’t worry. I will call Moses’ father and he will pay all the damages!
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This old joke is dedicated with love to all my teachers and principals, without whom I would never be what I am.
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But who really broke the Tablets?
If we believe the Bible it could have been Moses after all…